1.What is the difference between the
Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The chris. Alpha has no L ( noel)
2.What Christmas Carol is a favorite
of parents?
Silent ni8
3.Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe
4.What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
5.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost bite
6.What kind of bird can write?
A pen-guine
7.What did the ghost say to Santa
Claus?
I will hav
a boo Christmas without u
8.How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece navidad
9.What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws
10.What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire
is lit?
Crisp cringle
11.What kind of candle burns longer, a
red candle or a green candle?
neither!!
Cabdle always burns shorter
12.What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?
A. Santa Claus.
Q. What's white and red and goes up and down and up and down?
A. Santa Claus in an elevator!
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals!
Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house
Q. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A. Santa's burps!
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. Who says "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?
A. Santa walking backwards!
Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.
Q. How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. "Fleece Avoided."
Q. What do you call a Santa that sleeps all the time?
A. Santa snores!
Q. Why was Santa's helper depressed?
A. He had low ELF-esteem.
Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter
Q. What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A. Silent Night
.
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes..
Q. Why does Santa have three gardens ?
A. So he can go HOE HOE HOE
.
Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed a Krabby Patty
.
Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A. Comet.
Q. What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
A. Crisp Kringle
.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. Santa covered with chimney soot.
Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce
.
Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt!
Q. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet.
Q. If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?
A. Missile-toe.
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.
Q. Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A. Santa Jaws.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
A. Santa-Claws!
Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane
!
Q. What do you call a girl with a Christmas Tree on her head?
A. Carol.
Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A. "Looks like rain, dear."
Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.
Q. What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne!
Q. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A. "Aren't you tired of hanging around?"
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!
Q. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells...
Q. What do you call Santa Claus deep fried?
A. Krisp Kringle.
Q. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A. Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
Q. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
A. Krisp Cringle.
Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until
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