Riddles for Kids:
1. If
HKUJ means FISH, what does UVCD mean?
a)STAR b)STAK
c) STAB d) none
2. Specialistic
in eye disease is ___________?
a)cardiologist b) optician c) oculist d) Nephrologist
3. K is
the brother of J
M is the sister of K
P is the brother of N
N is the daughter of J
Who is the uncle of P?
4. Does
the crocodile cry?
Answers:
1 1. D)
2 2. C)
Oculist
3 3. P is son of J. But K is brother of J. Hence K
is uncle of P.
4 4. Yes,
but they are not real tears. Just glandular secretion to remove salt from the eyes!!!
1.Complete the 3 letter words (6) and one four letter word
which, when reading down, will reveal a country.
T E _______________
N I _____________
F O ________--
T I _____________________
B A ________________
G R ____________________P
E R _____________
2.How many times is the Dead sea, mentioned in the Bible?
b) Name the only person in the Bible who is said to have
sneezed?
3. What is the name of those Plants that have no roots,
leaves and stems?
4. Who discovered Niagara Falls?
5. Who invented the cell phone?
ANSWER:
!. ALGERIA
2. a) None. It eas the “salt sea” mentioned 9 times.
b) Son of Shunammite woman ( 2 Kings 4:35)
3. Apcophytes
4. Louis Hennepin
5.J. Brandenberger.
PUZZLE CORNER:
1.
In a pouch containg Rs. 700, there are equal
numbers of 25 paise, 50 paise and 1 rupee coins. How many each are there ?
2.
“ The quick brown fax jumps over the lazy dog”.
What is so special about this sentence?
3.
Which place is called the “ Footcapital of India”?
ANSWERS:
1.25 Ps + 50 Ps + 100 Ps = 175 Ps/
Rs. 700=70000 paise
70000/175=400.
In each denomination there are 400 coins.
2. It contains all the three letters of the
alphabet.
3.Kolkatta.
| What do elves do after school? Gnomework! What has forty feet and sings? The school choir! |
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
A lost camel!
Where do tadpoles change?
In a croakroom!
In a croakroom!
What sort of animal is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
A snail with a housing problem!
What is "out of bounds"?
A tired kangaroo!
A tired kangaroo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
To get to the other side!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
Because it's too far to walk!
What's an insect's favourite sport?
Cricket!
Cricket!
If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!
Nine!
What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half!
Fold it in half!
What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!
It gets wet!
What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!
A mountain with hiccups!
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and one B!
Because it has 4 A's and one B!
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair! You answered the easy ones and
left me with the hard one!
Teacher: Now class I want you all to answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
Class: At once!
Why didn't the skeleton dance?
Because he had no BODY to dance with.
Because he had no BODY to dance with.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Frostbite!
A skeleton went to a bar. What did he order?
A beer and a mop.
A beer and a mop.
Why were the shirts too busy to answer a question?
Because they were playing tag!
Because they were playing tag!
What's a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer!
Root beer!
Why did the little skeleton feel left out?
He didn't have anyBODY to play with.
He didn't have anyBODY to play with.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday.
His horse is named Friday.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.
Fsh.
What do you call sticks cut in half?
Chop sticks!
Chop sticks!
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear,
No doors are there to this stronghold-
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
What am I?
An Egg
What do you call a pony that swims under water?
A sea horse.
A sea horse.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Put a little boogie in it.
What did the little ghost say to the mommy ghost?
" I can see right through you!"
" I can see right through you!"
How do bees travel?
They take the buzz!
They take the buzz!
What has an eye but can't see?
The alphabet.
The alphabet.
What did the skeleton say when he fell in the water?
"I'm soaked to the bone!
"I'm soaked to the bone!
"What's a kung-fu fighter's favorite drink?
PunchWhat do you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework?
PunchWhat do you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework?
"You can't give me trouble for something I didn't do."What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object!Why did the toy go to the shop?
Because he was going to the toy shop!
I am with you all the time. I make you hold grudges. I make you happy and as you get older I disappear. What am I?
Your memory.
Your memory.
The power has gone out. A man walking his dog crosses the
street. There are three cars waiting for the man to cross the street at
the curb. If the power is out, how did they see him?
Just because the power is out doesn't mean that it is night time!
Just because the power is out doesn't mean that it is night time!
How do you make 7 even?
Take off the S
Take off the S
.Why did the monkey swing on the trees?
To get to the other vine!
To get to the other vine!
Why didn't Bertha go to jail after killing lots of people?
She was a tornado
She was a tornado
.What runs but never walks?
Water.
Water.
What goes side to side, up and down but never moves?
The road.
The road.
What did the little pebble want to be when he grew up?
A rock star!
A rock star!
Why do women eat deserts when they are stressed?
Because desserts spelled backwards is stressed!
Because desserts spelled backwards is stressed!
It starts with an E and ends with an E but only has one letter. What is it?
An EnvelopE
An EnvelopE
How do you fix a broken monkey?
With a monkey wrench.
With a monkey wrench.
What do you call a witch sitting on the beach?
A sandwich!
A sandwich!
Why do dogs stand on their hind legs?
So they can see every thing in their way.
So they can see every thing in their way.
Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
Because she wanted to see time fly.What did the salad say to the dressing?
"I'm all mixed up!"
Because she wanted to see time fly.What did the salad say to the dressing?
"I'm all mixed up!"
The red house is on left and the blue house is on the right. Where is the White House?
In Washington D.C.
In Washington D.C.
Why are there gates around a cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in!
Because people are dying to get in!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He thought that he needed it since he was going to high school!
He thought that he needed it since he was going to high school!
What is greater then God, more evil than the devil and the poor have it and the rich need it?
Nothing.
Nothing.
John's mom had 7 children. Six of their names are Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, what was the last child
named?
John!
John!
There are three birds in a tree. One gets shot. How many are left?
None, the sound of the shot gun scared the other two away!
None, the sound of the shot gun scared the other two away!
Where is future before present?
In the dictionary!
In the dictionary!
What has two banks and no money?
A river.
A river.
What does a mouse say on Halloween?
"Trick or cheese!
"Trick or cheese!
"Why does everyone like Mr. Mushroom?
Because he is a fun-gi! (fun guy)
Because he is a fun-gi! (fun guy)
.What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Nacho cheese!
What did the announcer say when the hotdog crossed the finish line?
"Hot diggity dog we have a wiener!
"Hot diggity dog we have a wiener!
"Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it!
Where you left it!
Why did the cop wake the kid?
Because he heard there was a kid napping!
Because he heard there was a kid napping!
What has a head and a tail, is brown and has no feet?
A penny!
A penny!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!
In a snow bank!
What is yellow and looks like a bucket?
A yellow bucket.
A yellow bucket.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
It was the chicken's day off!
How did the boy live forever?
He stayed in the living room!
He stayed in the living room!
What do you call an X that just got out of the tub?
A clean X!
A clean X!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the MOOvies!
To get to the MOOvies!
Why is Russia a fast country?
Because everyone there is Russian!
Because everyone there is Russian!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because he needed more ribs!
What do you call a dinosaur when he is sleeping?
DinoSNORE!
DinoSNORE!
What did the laundromat genie say?
"I will now grant you three washes
"I will now grant you three washes
."What does an elf call the alphabet?
The ELFabet.
The ELFabet.
Why did the chicken sit on the ax?
So he could hatchet.
So he could hatchet.
What's the worst weather for mice and rats?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What's a wolf's favorite holiday?
HOWLoween!
HOWLoween!
What kind of elephant makes you feel better?
A get- well- ephant!
A get- well- ephant!
Why does an elephant weigh so much?
He eats too much junk food
He eats too much junk food
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
A newspaper.
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt.
Nice belt.
Why did the basketball go to the doctor?
Because it didn't get enough shots.
Because it didn't get enough shots.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
If you really care, ask the chicken yourself!
If you really care, ask the chicken yourself!
Why was the candy corn so hyper?
It was full of sugar!What is full of holes and holds water?a
A sponge.
It was full of sugar!What is full of holes and holds water?a
A sponge.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
A cold!
What did the pizza chef Bob say to pizza chef Bill
"We have to make some dough."What has a head but no eyes, ears or mouth?
Lettuce!
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