QUOTES:

In this X-mas, In the daytime if sun shin so shall Ur espectation come true,At night when moon comes out so shall U recieve blesses, then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all ur problem away from U! Happy X-Mas!


For thy Lord Your God,had made it posible for U to see the Month of December! so shall all inposibility in UR will be posible! Wishing U Merry X-Mas!!
I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable “
I wish U Enjoyable “
U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.

recieve blesses, then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all ur problem away from U! Happy X-Mas!


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Faith makes all things possible,

Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! 

 

 

 

Faith makes all things possible,

Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! 

 

 

I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.


May the good times and treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS 

May the good times and treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect. 

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.


Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!! 

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just want to say
Merry Christmas

It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

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Merry Christmas

It came without ribbons,
It came without tags,
It came without packages, bags and boxes.
Christmas can’t b bought from a store…
May b Christmas meanz a little bit more

Whatever else b lost among tha years,
Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing:
Watevr doubts assail us, r wat fears,
Let us hold close 1 day, remembering
Its poignant meaning 4 the hearts of men.
Let us get back our childlike faith again.
Happy Christmas

It came without ribbons,
It came without tags,
It came without packages, bags and boxes.
Christmas can’t b bought from a store…
May b Christmas meanz a little bit more

Whatever else b lost among tha years,
Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing:
Watevr doubts assail us, r wat fears,
Let us hold close 1 day, remembering
Its poignant meaning 4 the hearts of men.
Let us get back our childlike faith again.
Happy Christmas

Whatever else b lost among tha years,
Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing:
Watevr doubts assail us, r wat fears,
Let us hold close 1 day, remembering
Its poignant meaning 4 the hearts of men.
Let us get back our childlike faith again.
Happy Christmas

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.

For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.

For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

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Here are some of the Optical Illusion which you might Enjoy!!!

rebuses

HERE ARE SOME OF THE REBUSES WHICH YOU ALL MAY ENJOY!!!

ANSWERS:

 Space Invaders, Growing Economy, Life begins at 40! , Missing You (U),  Forgive and Forget, Spilit level , Falling in Love , Head for cover , You are full of bologna, NOON tea, Red in the face , Corporate Downsizing , Piece ( P's) of pumpkin pie , Win with ease, Try to understand, On cloud nine, In between Jobs , Trail Mix.

for kids

Riddles for Kids:

1.      If HKUJ means FISH, what does UVCD mean?

a)STAR      b)STAK    c) STAB     d) none

2.      Specialistic in eye disease is ___________?

a)cardiologist    b) optician     c) oculist    d) Nephrologist

3.      K is the brother of J

M is the sister of K

P is the brother of N

N is the daughter of J

Who is the uncle of P?

4.      Does the crocodile cry?

    Answers:

1     1.      D)

2     2.   C) Oculist

3     3.     P is son of J. But K is brother of J. Hence K is uncle of P.

4     4.     Yes, but they are not real tears. Just glandular secretion to remove salt from the eyes!!!

1.Complete the 3 letter words (6) and one four letter word which, when reading down, will reveal a country.

T E _______________

N I _____________

F O ________--

T I _____________________

B A ________________

G R ____________________P

E R _____________

2.How many times is the Dead sea, mentioned in the Bible?

b) Name the only person in the Bible who is said to have sneezed?

3. What is the name of those Plants that have no roots, leaves and stems?

4. Who discovered Niagara Falls?

5. Who invented the cell phone?

ANSWER:

!. ALGERIA

2. a) None. It eas the “salt sea” mentioned 9 times.

b) Son of Shunammite woman ( 2 Kings 4:35)

3. Apcophytes

4. Louis Hennepin

5.J. Brandenberger.

PUZZLE CORNER:

1.       In a pouch containg Rs. 700, there are equal numbers of 25 paise, 50 paise and 1 rupee coins. How many each are there ?

2.       “ The quick brown fax jumps over the lazy dog”. What is so special about this sentence?

3.       Which place is called the “ Footcapital of India”?

ANSWERS:

1.25 Ps + 50 Ps + 100 Ps = 175 Ps/

Rs. 700=70000 paise

70000/175=400.

In each denomination  there are 400 coins.

2. It contains all the three letters of the alphabet.

3.Kolkatta.

What do elves do after school? Gnomework! What has forty feet and sings? The school choir!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!

What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!

Where do tadpoles change?
In a croakroom!

What sort of animal is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!

What is "out of bounds"?
A tired kangaroo!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!

What's an insect's favourite sport?
Cricket!

If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!

What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half!

What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!

What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!

Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and one B!

 

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?

Pupil: That's not fair!  You answered the easy ones and left me with the hard one! 

Teacher: Now class I want you all to answer at once.  How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once! 

Why didn't the skeleton dance?
Because he had no BODY to dance with.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

A skeleton went to a bar. What did he order?
A beer and a mop.

Why were the shirts too busy to answer a question?
Because they were playing tag!

What's a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer! 

Why did the little skeleton feel left out?
He didn't have anyBODY to play with.

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday.

What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.

What do you call sticks cut in half?
Chop sticks!

In marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear,
No doors are there to this stronghold-
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
What am I?
An Egg

What do you call a pony that swims under water?
A sea horse.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Put a little boogie in it.  

What did the little ghost say to the mommy ghost?
" I can see right through you!" 

How do bees travel?
They take the buzz!

What has an eye but can't see?
The alphabet.

What did the skeleton say when he fell in the water?
"I'm soaked to the bone!

"What's a kung-fu fighter's favorite drink?
PunchWhat do you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework?

"You can't give me trouble for something I didn't do."What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object!Why did the toy go to the shop?
Because he was going to the toy shop!

I am with you all the time. I make you hold grudges. I make you happy and as you get older I disappear. What am I?
Your memory.

The power has gone out. A man walking his dog crosses the street. There are three cars waiting for the man to cross the street at the curb. If the power is out, how did they see him?
Just because the power is out doesn't mean that it is night time!

How do you make 7 even?
Take off the S

.Why did the monkey swing on the trees?
To get to the other vine!

Why didn't Bertha go to jail after killing lots of people?
She was a tornado

.What runs but never walks?
Water.

What goes side to side, up and down but never moves?
The road.

What did the little pebble want to be when he grew up?
A rock star!

Why do women eat deserts when they are stressed?
Because desserts spelled backwards is stressed!

It starts with an E and ends with an E but only has one letter. What is it?
An EnvelopE

How do you fix a broken monkey?
With a monkey wrench.

What do you call a witch sitting on the beach?
A sandwich!

Why do dogs stand on their hind legs?
So they can see every thing in their way.

Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
Because she wanted to see time fly.What did the salad say to the dressing?
"I'm all mixed up!"

The red house is on left and the blue house is on the right. Where is the White House?
In Washington D.C. 

Why are there gates around a cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He thought that he needed it since he was going to high school!

What is greater then God, more evil than the devil and the poor have it and the rich need it?
Nothing.

John's mom had 7 children. Six of their names are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, what was the last child named?
John!

There are three birds in a tree. One gets shot. How many are left?
None, the sound of the shot gun scared the other two away!

Where is future before present?
In the dictionary!

What has two banks and no money?
A river.

What does a mouse say on Halloween?
"Trick or cheese!

"Why does everyone like Mr. Mushroom?
Because he is a fun-gi! (fun guy)

.What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!

What did the announcer say when the hotdog crossed the finish line?
"Hot diggity dog we have a wiener!

"Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it!

Why did the cop wake the kid?
Because he heard there was a kid napping!

What has a head and a tail, is brown and has no feet?
A penny!

Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!

What is yellow and looks like a bucket?
A yellow bucket.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!

How did the boy live forever?
He stayed in the living room!

What do you call an X that just got out of the tub?
A clean X!

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the MOOvies!

Why is Russia a fast country?
Because everyone there is Russian!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Because he needed more ribs!

What do you call a dinosaur when he is sleeping?
DinoSNORE! 

What did the laundromat genie say?
"I will now grant you three washes

."What does an elf call the alphabet?
The ELFabet.

Why did the chicken sit on the ax?
So he could hatchet.

What's the worst weather for mice and rats?
When it's raining cats and dogs. 

What's a wolf's favorite holiday?
HOWLoween!

What kind of elephant makes you feel better?
A get- well- ephant!

Why does an elephant weigh so much?
He eats too much junk food

What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.

What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt.

Why did the basketball go to the doctor?
Because it didn't get enough shots.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
If you really care, ask the chicken yourself!

Why was the candy corn so hyper?
It was full of sugar!What is full of holes and holds water?a
A sponge.

What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!

What did the pizza chef Bob say to pizza chef Bill

"We have to make some dough."What has a head but no eyes, ears or mouth?
Lettuce!

Hi Friends!!! Here are some of the Jokes that makes you smile all over the Day..I hope you all will have a lots of fun!!!

                                          “ADJOURMENT”

QUES: “ What do you call it when the pastorate committee members agree with the pastors plan?

ANS: “ It is time for supper”

                                     

                                             SIR, CUSTOMER  IS  ALWAYS RIGHT

The General Manager of a department store was reprimanding one of his staff. “Please do not argue with a customer again “he said.” In the store the customer is always right.”

                 “yes, sir” said the sales assistant, the customer said you were a fool!!!

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

A. Thanks, I'll never part with it!

Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?  

A. Because he had the drum sticks.

Q. What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?  

A. A pineapple.

Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?  

A. I'm going out tonight.

Q. Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas time?

A. He was stuffed!

Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? 

A. Because it soots him.

Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?

A. A snowball!

Q. What's the best thing to put into Christmas pie?  

A. Your teeth!

Q. What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations?  

A. Tinsel-itus.

Q. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?  

A. Because every buck is dear to him.

Q. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?  

A. Missletoe!

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A. Claustrophobic.

Q. What does Santa like to eat?  

A. A jolly roll.

Q. How does Santa take pictures?  

A. With his North Pole-aroid.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps.

Q. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
A. Fleece Navidad!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
A. An Iceberger!

Q. What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?
A. Grave-y.

Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. I'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Q. What do you call a snowman party?
A. A Snowball!

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
A. Frost bite!

Q. What do you call an Eskimo cow?
A. An Eskimoo.

Q. How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Q. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow . . .

Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
A. Sandy Claws!

Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They are always dropping their needles.

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!

What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?

Pour Santa Flush on him!

 What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?

Sandy Claws!

What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

 

What does Santa put on his toast?
"Jingle Jam"

 

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

 

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill.  Which one picked it up??
Santa!  The other two don't exist!

 

What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him!

 

What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!

 

What do the elves call it when Père Noël claps his hands at the end of a play?
Santapplause!

 

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

 

What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?
Sandy Claws!

 

Who delivers presents to dentist offices?
Santa Jaws!

 

Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
Elephanta Claus!

 

What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Crisp Kringle!

 

Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?
So he can hide at the North Pole!

 

What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint "Nickel"-less!

 

What smells most in a chimney?
Santa's nose!

 

What does Kris Kringle like to get when he goes to the donut shop?
A jolly roll!

 

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!

 

What is invisible but smells like milk and cookies?
Kris Kringle burps!

 

What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
Rapping paper!

 

What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
Mistle-"toast"!

 

Why does Santa take presents to children around the world?
Because the presents won't take themselves!

 

What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
His north pole!

 

How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver?
Because he's always in the pole position!

 

What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho?
Tyranno-santa Rex!

 

What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!

 

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like "rain", "Dear"!

 

What's red and green and flies?
An airsick Santa Claus!

 

How does Père Noël take pictures?
With his North "Pole"-aroid!

 

Why does Santa's sleigh get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side!

 

What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!

 

What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride?
A "Holly" Davidson!

 

Where does Father Christmas go to vote?
The North Poll!

 

What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!

 

What do you call Saint Nick after he has come down the chimney?
Cinder Claus!

 

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!

 

Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
Because he is an elf-made man!

 

What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!

 

How many chimneys does Saint Nick go down?
Stacks!

 

What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobic!

 

What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
Santa Clues!

 

Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?
Why, Santa Paws of course!

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel had said,"No L!"

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?

Pour Santa flush on him. 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

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In Persuit Of Excellence:

PROBLEMS AND SOLUTIONS:

The Shortest distance between problem and its solution is the distance between your knees and the floor, The one who kneels to God can stand upto anything.

GOD WILL CATCH YOU OR WILL TEACH YOU.

When God leads you to the edge of a cliff, trust Him fully. Only one of the two things will happen: Either He will catch you when you fall or he will tacvher you how to fly.

VISION:

If there is any one secret of success, it lies in the ability to get the other person’s point of view and see things from his angles as well as from your own.